Saturday, January 21, 2006

Quick Review: Medicare Part D

(Ring, ring)
Medicare: "Please hold."
Me: "Oh, ok."
(Do do do do, do do do do)
5 minutes later...
Recorded voice: "We will be with you soon."
(Do do do do, do do do do)
10 minutes later...
Recorded voice: "We will be with you soon."
(Do do do do, do do do do)
15 minutes later...
Recorded voice: "We will be with you soon."
(Do do do do, do do do do)
20 minutes later...
Recorded voice: "We will be with you soon."
(Do do do do, do do do do)
Much later...
(Do do do do, do do do do)
Me: "Aaargghh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Iiieeeeeeeee!."
(Click)
Medicare: "Mr. Scootran, thanks for holding. Hello, Mr. Scootran, are you there?"